We know that faaarshun can sometimes err on the weird side of things (remember when Bjork wore what looked like a dead swan to the Oscars?), but when it comes to beauty, we’re far less tolerant about the bizarre trends that we’ve been seeing across the ‘gram lately.

From barbed wire brows to vagina nails (yes, you read that correctly), check out some of the most ridic trends we’ve seen so far – and let’s just pray that we don’t see these abominations hit the mainstream anytime soon (or ever, tbh).

Glitter Tongue

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Lundi matin. Un relent de samedi soir… #paillettes #glitter #glitteraddict #glitteraddiction #passionpaillettes #gold #goldglitter #doré #paillettesdorées #barbepaillette #barber #tongue #glittertongue #langue #piercing #nosepiercing

A post shared by Glitter Paradis (@glitterparadis) on Feb 20, 2017 at 3:54am PST

Swallowing tiny lil reflective particles can’t be good for you.

Barbed Wire Brows

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Barbed wire brow

A post shared by @ athenapaginton on Mar 10, 2017 at 8:05am PST

I’m so trendy that I just wake up and mine are like this tbh.

Vagina Nails

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✨ PUSSY✨POWER✨ for @uppermetalclass @projectobject.co ❤️❤️ @fingerbangportland

A post shared by Asa Bree (@asabree) on Aug 14, 2017 at 6:47pm PDT

I mean, it’s definitely intricate, there’s no doubt about that…

Dickliner

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— 𝒯𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒶𝓃𝒶🌹 (@tatiNaNa_m) November 19, 2016

It’s pretty funny, we’ll give ‘em that, but we dunno how this would go down if someone tried to rock this look in an everyday sitch.

Glitter Roots

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Les Glitter Roots tu connais ? Des paillettes sur les racines, la Nouvelle Tendance Beauté qui va à merveille avec notre look licorne #truebeautylicorn #glitterroots #paillettes #pink #hair #pinkhair #glamour #funny #truebeauty #haircare #superfoods #naturalmojo #healthyishappy

A post shared by Natural Mojo (@naturalmojo_fr) on May 9, 2017 at 5:38am PDT

Glitter is messy AF. You’ll probs be finding random flecks of glitter in your shower for years to come after trying this shit.

Bubble Nails

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Gross #bubblenails. They look like bad burns on the end of your fingers that have been coloured in. #girlsworld #nowayno #beauty #trend gone mad!

A post shared by K Feat Everything Else (@lovekeels) on Jul 30, 2015 at 5:13am PDT

Remember that book ‘Emily Eyefinger’ about a girl named Emily who had eye on her finger? Yeah. That’s what this reminds me of.

Ear Makeup

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One of my favorite shot by @alexandrautzmann for @crfashionbook styled by @constanceferal #makeupbyviolette #gold

A post shared by Violette (@violette_fr) on Jan 25, 2016 at 6:53am PST

We already stress enough about our face and hair looking on-point, now we have to worry about our ears too? Smh.

Feather Brows

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note to self: when u make a joke about starting a funny brow trend people will take it seriously and…. well. start the trend anyways THANK YOU for all the love and hate on my last pic! i think we should call this #featherbrows so if you actually want to recreate this, pls use the hashtag and tag me in the picture💘 skin: @maccosmetics strobe cream, face&body foundation c1, pro longwear concealer in NC15, fix+ highlight: @maccosmetics Double Gleam brows: glue stick + @anastasiabeverlyhills dipbrow pomade in Dark Brown eyeshadows: @maccosmetics Texture & Coppering lashes: @ardell_lashes Wispies lips: @lipsicosmetics Leros + clear lip gloss

A post shared by Stella Sironen (@stella.s.makeup) on Apr 10, 2017 at 10:44am PDT

Just no.

Furry Nails

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Equal parts freaky and fascinating #furrynails What do you think? source || @BuzzFeed

A post shared by YouCam Apps (@youcamapps) on Mar 10, 2016 at 9:23am PST

‘Cos nothing’s sexier than looking like you’ve got pubes growing out of your fingers right gals?

Lollipop Lips

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Lollipop lips at @preenbythorntonbregazzi by @thevalgarland. 🍭 Click the link in our bio to shop this post: Lip Pencil in Ruby Woo, Lipmix in Red, #MACRetroMatte Liquid Lipstick in Fashion Legacy, and Lipglass in Clear. #MACShop #MACBackstage #LFW #AW17 #LiquidLipstick

A post shared by M·A·C Cosmetics (@maccosmetics) on Feb 23, 2017 at 10:00am PST

It’s supposed to make it look like your makeup has rubbed off while sucking on a lollipop (why tho?), but it doesn’t look trendy, it just makes you look like a hot mess.

Dyed Armpit Hair

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I am so happy with these colourful pits! Why have I not done this before? #pithairdontcare #hairypitsclub #pitkittens #dyedpits #bodyconfidence #bodypositivity #selfloveclub

A post shared by 🐝 (@thatcrustyvegan) on Jul 27, 2017 at 1:58am PDT

If you’re all about rocking that body hair then more power to you, but things start getting a bit OTT when you’re dyeing your pits blue.

Squiggle Brows

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Wavy brows 〰〰 #wavybrows#trends#crazygirl#makeup

A post shared by Talía Herrejón (@the_taliah) on Aug 31, 2017 at 9:10pm PDT

Poor eyebrows, they’ve really born the brunt of these weird trends in 2017, haven’t they? Plus, these squiggle brows just look like you’ve tried to fill them in after ten too many Proseccos.

Hangover Makeup

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#島崎遥香#ぱるる#AKB48

A post shared by 島崎遥香 (@paruru_run) on May 23, 2015 at 7:09am PDT

Apparently, the ‘just woke up after a rager of a night and want to vom/die’ look was doing the rounds in parts of Asia, ‘cos there’s nothing cuter than looking bloated, puffy and severely dehydrated. But hey, at least my Sunday morning look is hot somewhere.

100 Layers Challenge

Several YouTubers – including Jenna Marbles – took on the challenge of chucking on 100 layers of foundation, lipstick, highlighter and fake eyelashes. And as expected, the results were nightmare-inducing.

Rainbow Freckles

Cool if you dig looking like you’ve got some mutant strain of chickenpox, but otherwise, not so much…

Words by Jessica Lynch