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TV & Film
08 February 2018
Set your expectations low people, as the finale of the most troublesome trilogy is upon us, and I can see a light at the end of the leather-paneled tunnel. It’s been a year since we first heard Steele coin the term ‘kinky fuckery’ and TBH, it is still the most interesting thing said between the 2 dullest characters in motion picture history.
I’ve become quite the fan of ‘The Fall’ in between films, so separating Grey from Spector (who happens to be a bloody BRILLIANT character) will be harder than Jaimie Dornan’s abs (and those things are like ROCKS).
Oh and before we begin, don’t even bother going to watch this for the sex scenes, they were pretty tame and everything ruder than bewbs, a few sparse pubes, and a sculpted tooshie was cropped out of the shot.
Here are my 85 Pulitzer-prize winning thoughts throughout the film…
Words by Kelly McCarren.
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