15 December 2016
I’m a nosy little bish and I always want ALL of the information.
It can be a little bit off-putting for shy people the first time I meet them when I’m all:
Where did you grow up?
What tan do you use?
Oh yay, you like Shameless, what do you think about Lip’s decsent into alcoholism?
What’s your drink of choice?
Where do you see yourself in 5-years?
Do you have a problem discussing sexual positions?
DO YOU LIKE QUESTIONS?
In light of my nosiness, it’s no surprise I wanted to find out what the thoughts were of our beautiful Showpo customers.
I didn’t just want to know how old you guys were though, I wanted to know the real STUFF. Like how much confidence you had, if you had positive body image, and who you looked up to as a role model. All completely confidential, of course.
TBH I was a wee bit apprehensive of the results, in such a world of filtered, edited and plasticised beauty – I was expecting some upsetting results. But ol’ Kel was just being a massive negatron because although some results were as expected (I too would enjoy a flatter tummy y’all), I was pleasantly surprised by some.
In fact, I’m going to get all gooey on you and let you know that my jilted heart was actually very warmed.
These are the stats that made me super happy or I found interesting (don’t worry I’ll GIF it up with Bey so you don’t get stat-eye).
The other top answers were:
A list of smart, educated, hard-working, talented lasses. Bow down bitches, bow down.
Words by Kelly McCarren.
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