The first episode of The Bachelorette season 5 aired last night, and wow. Where does Channel 10 keep finding these blokes? I feel like they’re all sent from an alien universe to remind us to stop trying to find love on reality television. You know, except for Timm. Other than the two M’s thing and the haircut, Timm is actually really sweet. We like Timm.

As for the rest of the internet, their feelings were pretty on par. Scroll on down for Twitter’s best reactions to the Bachelorette premiere.

On the contestants:

My friend said that this guy looks like a flamboyant Draco Malfoy and now I can’t unsee it #TheBacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/q7U5DTt39f

— Hayley. ❄ (@AussyAngel) October 9, 2019

We said it first, FYI.

Jamie is actually Vince the sensitive fireman on Friends #BacheloretteAU @BacheloretteAU #TheBacheloretteAU #ineedtogowriteinmyjournal pic.twitter.com/RdKxeWOZat

— BlankityBlank (@ilma__khan) October 9, 2019

The One Where We Broke Down Stereotypes.

Jamie is basically a walking, talking Bumble bio #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/C2RFl7P4r5

— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 9, 2019

Show’s over, the hot sensitive fireman bought a puppy. Wrap it up folks.

Ok so we can all agree fireman Sam is the stage five clinger yes? #TheBacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/g5L0L3oDkY

— Jenna 🖤 (@Jennabelll) October 9, 2019

Oop, we take it back.

Kayde looks like the Aldi version of Zac Efron #BacheloretteAU

— Beca 🌈 (@becasammut) October 9, 2019

Imagine looking nothing like Zac Efron and then having the gall to say ‘I look like Zac Efron’ on national television.

What you order online vs what shows up #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/gUyZqSB3E3

— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) October 9, 2019

I rest my case.

He hasn't spoken yet, but I can confidently say get immediately fucked, Kayde. #BacheloretteAU

— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 9, 2019

Sorry, Kayde. I’m done now.

Me trying to figure out how has Carlin has existed on this earth for 30 years as a single man #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/ztGUXxXCbT

— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) October 9, 2019

Kristen, if you figure out the answer. Call me.

On Angie:

i'm not saying they've dressed angie like tonya harding but… #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Q07d6mL5je

— Andrea (@bethwoodvilles) October 9, 2019

I mean if you had to pick a vibe, it’d be this no?

I am very here for the Bachelorette talking about thinking with her vagina within 7 minutes of the first episode #BacheloretteAU

— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) October 9, 2019

All hail our new queen, Angie.

Me: um I could never be the Bachelorette that would just be too much

Contestants: [brings Angie presents]

Me: You know what? It’s time I say yes to love #TheBacheloretteAU

— Nicole, Priestess of Hades (@nicolearcher) October 9, 2019

*looks around for my sunflowers and puppy*

Honestly, I'm a straight female and I can't stop looking at how good @AngieMKent looks right now. #TheBacheloretteAu

— LifeOn (@LifeOn17) October 9, 2019

I do not blame ya, @LifeOn17.

On our new villain:

who tf let the 40 year old clown into the mansion #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/nVGaHicdK3

— 🤠 (@reillyp24) October 9, 2019

We see you, Jess. The man rides a scooter FFS.

And the last rose goes to Jess… #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/XlrioVDqFq

— Sarah Krasnostein (@delasarah) October 9, 2019

Even if you didn’t watch Game Of Thrones, this should make sense.

“who’s osher?”#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/GbynGvIKoO

— karen ♡ (@kkarennnx) October 9, 2019

Honestly, THE NERVE of this guy.

On the brother-sister reveal:

WE DESERVED MORE THAN ONE EPISODE OF UNDERCOVER BROTHER#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ll3Q1i8vfx

— Billie Ray Eilish (@bishcheese) October 9, 2019

Why’d you play with our emotions like that Channel 10?

#TheBacheloretteAU
the blokes are PANICKED. pic.twitter.com/MlQ6YiQBmi

— Leoria Morris (@LeoriaMorris) October 9, 2019

Welp.

Just pick your brother and go home Ang #TheBachelorette #thebacheloretteau

— Sue (@Flooozi) October 9, 2019

Is Brad single? Can someone find out…for a friend, obvi.

Men, if you wouldn’t say it in front of her brother, don’t say it. #bacheloretteAU

— Liv Kenney (@livkenney) October 9, 2019

I can’t believe we’re still having to tweet this in 2019.

Concluding thoughts:

We now have a throne, a guy with the hair or a Targaryen, and a brother talking about how he fancies his sister. This is the Game of Thrones finale we deserved. #bacheloretteau

— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) October 9, 2019

Til next week folks!