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Celeb Goss
02 March 2019
It’s been a long couple of days everybody, but Jordyn Woods’ interview about the Tristan Thompson incident has finally aired. And boy, do we have some thoughts.
Luckily for you, dear reader, my own manic musings are going to be interspersed with those of the internet for two reasons.
FYI, I never really cared about the Kardashians until now but you best believe this scandal has gotten me hooked.
Me: I’m so over this Jordyn Woods mess, what else is going on? Jada Pinkett: Jordyn Woods will be joining us on #RedTableTalk this Friday Also me: pic.twitter.com/lwM7pGvoTH — The Honorable Joshua Chenault (@joshuachenault1) February 26, 2019
Me: I’m so over this Jordyn Woods mess, what else is going on?
Jada Pinkett: Jordyn Woods will be joining us on #RedTableTalk this Friday
Also me: pic.twitter.com/lwM7pGvoTH
— The Honorable Joshua Chenault (@joshuachenault1) February 26, 2019
“This has been difficult for three families”. Jada, you don’t even go here, let’s just settle down about the Smith family’s role here, okay?
This opening sequence is way more Abducted In Plain Sight than daytime talk show. Was Jordyn abducted? Did the aliens hook up with Tristan? Time will tell I suppose.
Oh so this is Jayden’s fault, called it.
“The event has forced three families, the Woods, the Kardashians and the Smiths into a very public and painful incident”. Again Jada, HOW? Call me, I need clarification.
kris jenner works hard … but jada pinkett smith and will smith be damned if somebody drags people they consider family out for the sake of a reality show and drama. — Brandon Caldwell (@_brandoc) March 1, 2019
kris jenner works hard …
but jada pinkett smith and will smith be damned if somebody drags people they consider family out for the sake of a reality show and drama.
— Brandon Caldwell (@_brandoc) March 1, 2019
Rude that they didn’t pick our headlines for that cutaway.
“As women, we’ve all been here”. Um, sorry, I haven’t ever hooked up with my bestie’s, sister’s baby daddy so let’s just bust that myth.
OMG YAS WILL SMITH CAMEO.
“That table has mythological cleansing and healing powers” um, you okay Will?
Okay, I know it’s not what this interview is about, but do you think Jordyn will divulge her skincare routine?
“I shouldn’t have even been there” Well DUH.
Love how much attention Jada is giving Jordyn’s hand gesture representation of what outdoor patio furniture looks like.
Me trying to draw up a mental floor plan of the chair/couch/chair/arm-of-couch #RedTableTalk pic.twitter.com/FLfErSCvrp — chrissy b (@xtinebianx) March 1, 2019
Me trying to draw up a mental floor plan of the chair/couch/chair/arm-of-couch #RedTableTalk pic.twitter.com/FLfErSCvrp
— chrissy b (@xtinebianx) March 1, 2019
Let’s all hold a minute’s silence for Jordyn’s driver who was left waiting outside the party the whole time. You sir, or madam, deserve more.
“What do you mean by kiss?” “It was like a kiss on the lips” ARE WE FIVE YEARS OLD?
pic.twitter.com/4YCCND0VKE — BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) March 1, 2019
pic.twitter.com/4YCCND0VKE
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) March 1, 2019
Mmm, good tactic. If you pretend it didn’t happen, it doesn’t count.
The only true quote from Jordyn Woods in this WHOLE INTERVIEW is “let me just pretend that didn’t happen” #RedTableTalk pic.twitter.com/eHKoRlau0D — aw how tweet (@Heyykrispy) March 1, 2019
The only true quote from Jordyn Woods in this WHOLE INTERVIEW is “let me just pretend that didn’t happen” #RedTableTalk pic.twitter.com/eHKoRlau0D
— aw how tweet (@Heyykrispy) March 1, 2019
“I was trying to protect Khloe’s heart”. No GF, you were trying to protect your permanent residency at Kylie’s mansion. Why else would you tell half the story?
“I know I’m not the reason Tristan and Khloe are not together” *Kris whips out NDA*
Kris Jenner on the way to grab the lie detector test for Jordyn Woods. #RedTableTalk pic.twitter.com/Q762z5e9gj — Anthony (@alloveranthony) March 1, 2019
Kris Jenner on the way to grab the lie detector test for Jordyn Woods. #RedTableTalk pic.twitter.com/Q762z5e9gj
— Anthony (@alloveranthony) March 1, 2019
Still not over Jordyn’s skin FYI.
I wish Will Smith would hold me through all my personal dramas. Or just hold me in general tbqh.
“The arms that I thought would be around me are nowhere to be seen”, am I sensing Kardashian shade? Not the time, Jordyn.
Jordyn Woods: “I would never try to steal someone’s man… I don’t need your situation” #RedTableTalk pic.twitter.com/yDehUvgnDu — ocean’s (@misslefroy) March 1, 2019
Jordyn Woods: “I would never try to steal someone’s man… I don’t need your situation” #RedTableTalk pic.twitter.com/yDehUvgnDu
— ocean’s (@misslefroy) March 1, 2019
Jordyn’s wearing head to toe black. Is she mourning her death as Kylie’s BFF?
Can’t believe Karl Lagerfeld and Jordyn Woods died the same day. — Justin Elliot Backover (@Backover_there) February 19, 2019
Can’t believe Karl Lagerfeld and Jordyn Woods died the same day.
— Justin Elliot Backover (@Backover_there) February 19, 2019
“Can we have the fishbowl?” Sorry what? Who are you talking to? What do you need a fishbowl for?
That’s obviously more of a punchbowl, not a fish bowl (and it’s just fan questions btw).
I hope someone asks about her skincare.
me too girl pic.twitter.com/FGj7KoMapi — yohana desta (@yohanadesta) March 1, 2019
me too girl pic.twitter.com/FGj7KoMapi
— yohana desta (@yohanadesta) March 1, 2019
Of course she apologised to Khloe, Lauren from Texas. Dumb question, next.
“I wish I could say this is all a publicity stunt”, as in you can’t because of the NDA or you can’t because it’s not?
Kris Jenner: ratings are down and we honestly need this clown Tristan out of the family…#JordynWoods Jordyn pic.twitter.com/QdvrqYKvQg — Brooke KNIX (@KNIXBrooke) March 1, 2019
Kris Jenner: ratings are down and we honestly need this clown Tristan out of the family…#JordynWoods
Jordyn pic.twitter.com/QdvrqYKvQg
— Brooke KNIX (@KNIXBrooke) March 1, 2019
Of course the only reaction anyone really cares about is Khloe’s. Let me tell you something, it was a doozy.
Why are you lying @jordynwoods ?? If you’re going to try and save yourself by going public, INSTEAD OF CALLING ME PRIVATELY TO APOLOGIZE FIRST, at least be HONEST about your story. BTW, You ARE the reason my family broke up! — Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 1, 2019
Why are you lying @jordynwoods ?? If you’re going to try and save yourself by going public, INSTEAD OF CALLING ME PRIVATELY TO APOLOGIZE FIRST, at least be HONEST about your story. BTW, You ARE the reason my family broke up!
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 1, 2019
Sorry Lauren from Texas, I was wrong.
Interestingly, people have been clapping back at Khloe in the wake of the interview which is a turn of a events I did not see coming.
I don’t even care like that, but she can’t do all this posturing over this cheating goat when SHE KNOWS he’s a cheating goat. Like stfu, Klover. pic.twitter.com/qmWk93taYW — Clarkisha Kent (@IWriteAllDay_) March 1, 2019
I don’t even care like that, but she can’t do all this posturing over this cheating goat when SHE KNOWS he’s a cheating goat. Like stfu, Klover. pic.twitter.com/qmWk93taYW
— Clarkisha Kent (@IWriteAllDay_) March 1, 2019
Actually, it’s Tristan’s fault. And Jordyn did you a big favor! pic.twitter.com/DwYpTRWycp — Perez (@ThePerezHilton) March 1, 2019
Actually, it’s Tristan’s fault. And Jordyn did you a big favor! pic.twitter.com/DwYpTRWycp
— Perez (@ThePerezHilton) March 1, 2019
I just watched Jordyn’s interview and let me say …………. kindly leave her alone , we need to go after the really bitch here , Tristian — brooklyn 💞 (@hazyhoranxx) March 1, 2019
I just watched Jordyn’s interview and let me say …………. kindly leave her alone , we need to go after the really bitch here , Tristian
— brooklyn 💞 (@hazyhoranxx) March 1, 2019
We can’t say we disagree, as The Cut put it, Tristan has a severe case of drifting dick disease. This isn’t the first time he’s cheated on Khloe or any of his girlfriends to be honest.
Khloe isn’t having any of your sass though. She’s decided who is guilty. At this point, trying to change her mind is futile.
Tristan is equally to blame but Tristan is the father of my child. Regardless of what he does to me I won’t do that to my daughter. He has been addressing this situation PRIVATELY. If Tristan were to lie publicly about what conspired,then yes I would address him publicly as well — Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 1, 2019
Tristan is equally to blame but Tristan is the father of my child. Regardless of what he does to me I won’t do that to my daughter. He has been addressing this situation PRIVATELY. If Tristan were to lie publicly about what conspired,then yes I would address him publicly as well
But that didn’t stop some people…
Wait. Which one is Jordyn?? pic.twitter.com/CKF8EmA3z3 — sa (@MarcInTheCity) March 1, 2019
Wait. Which one is Jordyn?? pic.twitter.com/CKF8EmA3z3
— sa (@MarcInTheCity) March 1, 2019
Ummm didn’t Tristan PUBLICLY tweet “fake news” when the story broke? Girl, bye. https://t.co/TCBiPcL4WO — Cherise M. (@ChicReese) March 1, 2019
Ummm didn’t Tristan PUBLICLY tweet “fake news” when the story broke? Girl, bye. https://t.co/TCBiPcL4WO
— Cherise M. (@ChicReese) March 1, 2019
Undecided about who’s side to be on? Watch the full interview with Jordyn below:
Jordyn Woods Shares The Truth Jordyn Woods comes to The Red Table for an emotional first interview about the public scandal involving NBA Star Tristan Thompson, the father of Khloe Kardashian's daughter. She addresses the rumors and accusations. What really happened that night? It’s an RTT exclusive. Posted by Red Table Talk on Friday, 1 March 2019
Jordyn Woods Shares The Truth
Jordyn Woods comes to The Red Table for an emotional first interview about the public scandal involving NBA Star Tristan Thompson, the father of Khloe Kardashian's daughter. She addresses the rumors and accusations. What really happened that night? It’s an RTT exclusive.
Posted by Red Table Talk on Friday, 1 March 2019
Words by Emma Roffey
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