06 January 2020
It’s the 6th of January and 2020 is in full sartorial swing ladies and gentlemen. Here we are, on the cusp of a new era, with 10 years of decade-defining fashion decisions to make and celeb stylists are taking that task very seriously. As we kick off the first show of awards season, the 2020 Golden Globes, all eyes, including ours, are on the red carpet. So who’s wearing what? Read our breakdown below.
Queen of our hearts. Queen of the red carpet. Queen of making up her own dress code. Queen of unabashedly bragging that her skirt has pockets.
I promise you $100 if I showed my Dad this dress he’d say ‘I hope she didn’t pay full price, some of it is missing’.
I never want to see ombré in any other shades than this pink-to-tangerine combo. Thank you, the end.
If I was contractually bound to Disney, this is exactly how I’d dress to drop hints I’m ready for my own princess movie. Bold move, Sofia Carson. You get that gig.
Tangerine and blue, who would have thought?
SHOP BLUSH & TANGERINE
This print is giving me all the energy of a Diptique advent calendar, but like in the best way possible. Those calendars are expensive.
When you’ve got the Golden Globes at 6pm and Swan Lake at 7pm.
Is it just me or is the pattern on Joey King’s dress moving?
Kirsten Dunst is rocking that avant-garde art-deco bridesmaid aesthetic.
Dakota Fanning isn’t in Little Women but I appreciate her sartorial nod to this year’s front-runner.
How did Zoey Deutch make me love Big Bird Yellow? I can’t stop looking at this outfit. I might wear it for my wedding.
I think Kit Harrington is wearing a jumpsuit under that blazer. Do my eyes deceive or do we have a male jumpsuit on the red carpet? Is this 2020?
Ricky Gervais avoiding eye contact with everyone before he roasts them in his opening monologue.
The Handmaid’s Tale but make it fashion.
Black lapels or obscenely large shirt?
Colonel Sanders, is that you?
Here’s Julia Butters, age 10, wearing a dress that’s probably worth more money (and fabric) than I’ve seen in my entire life.
When Regina George says you look sexy with your hair pushed back, you hold on to that shit for life.
See above for my 2020 mood.
You mean to tell me this man is not legally known as ‘Hot Priest from Fleabag‘? Someone get Phoebe Waller-Bridge on the phone.
Oh, there you are, Phoebe. Please see above.
Is this look overdone? Perhaps. Are we obsessed with it anyway? Obviously.
This just in: skinny ties are back in 2020. Oh and so are glitter suits.
How is Greta Gerwig going to throw her hands in the air like she just don’t care in this silhouette?
Wearing only one type of polka dots is SO 2019 according to Zoe Kravitz.
Anyone who didn’t swoosh their dress like Helen Mirren on the red carpet needs to go back to the start and try again.
I have this exact headband and you better believe I’ll be wearing it to work tomorrow.
I thought we were done with peplums.
If you’ve seen the Netflix movie Tall Girl you know exactly what I’m thinking about this get-up.
Adore this colour, but please, someone hem Isla Fisher’s dress before she falls and breaks her face.
Clearly Kerry Washington has read about Kim Kardashian’s boob tape hack.
Did someone murder The Grinch to make that clutch?
Sienna Miller has rich girl hair. You can’t have hair that nice unless you also have a million dollars. It’s science.
I don’t know why this couple always looks so magical but every time I see them I feel like they have all the secrets of the universe inside their minds.
Do you think that’s a necklace or it’s connected to Shailene Woodley’s dress? I really don’t know. Also, why do her shoes look like they have a tracking device attached? Great colour combo though.
Tinfoil, but make it fashion.
Reese Witherspoon stole my new haircut. I don’t wanna talk about it.
IDK, I kind of expect a little more from Jen. Like she has Rachel Green’s wardrobe at her disposal, wear the green dress!
Don’t get me wrong, I love Taylor, but IDK what’s worse. This print or Cats.
Cinderlla be warned. Renee Zellwegger is comign for you.
Does anyone remember Shego from Kim Possible? This is her now.
Which makeup artist forgot to wipe away Scar-Jo’s baking powder?
Okay, it’s cute, but I want more drama, please!
J Lo dressed as the god-damned Christmas present she is.
Lemon drop, but make it fashion.
Living for this red hot Australian representation. Not living for the curtain-tassel-turned-red-carpet-accessory.
The 2020 fashion forecast is all about strategically placed ruffles.
Straight from NYE to the Golden Globes perhaps?
A lot of celebrities are wearing fabric belts. I thought we spoke about this? I thought we agreed not to go there again.
We’re going into the roaring 20’s with Winnie Harlow.
So. Many. Textures.
We’re one animated sneeze away from a wardrobe malfunction.
Amy is looking like a sexy, slinky bit of seaweed. We love to see it.
The shirt underneath seems redundant, TBQH. No hard feelings should Karamo decide to get rid of it altogether.
Daniel Craig looking exactly like Daniel Craig always has, poorly done bowtie and all.
Words by Emma Roffey
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