I don’t know about you – but I bloody love it when a celeb decides to strip off for Instagram. Male, female, old, young, ripped, flabby, hot, take-your-breath-away ugly… I really don’t care – I am just all about the #freethenipple movement. And #freethebutt movement. And #freethe… okay, I think you get it.

And while the side boob and G-string bikini bum might be alive and kicking on the Gram – it’s not every day we get to see celebs fully dressing down into that birthday suit. I’m talking no bra, no pants, no cleverly placed vases of flowers. Completely butt naked starkers.

With Instagram’s guidelines stating: “We know there are times when people might want to share nude images that are artistic or creative in nature, but for a variety of reasons, we don’t allow nudity on Instagram. This includes… content that show sexual intercourse, genitals, and close-ups of fully-nude buttocks” – we love that celebs are opting to flaunt the rules in order to flaunt their assets.

After a recent perv scroll through Instagram spotted a new line-up of nude celebs, we decided not to keep them to ourselves cos, you know, sharing is caring… Enjoy!

Heidi Klum

Beach bum.

CALIFORNIA DREAMING 🌞🌴❤️🌈😻🦋

A post shared by Heidi Klum (@heidiklum) on Nov 16, 2017 at 2:42pm PST

Emily Ratajkowski

Em is all across the strategic side angle positioning. This ain’t her first rodeo.

A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Nov 14, 2016 at 5:56pm PST

Demi Rose

Is this what Toto were talking about when they sung: “I bless the rains down in Africa”?

Meanwhile in Africa 🇨🇻 By @dannydesantos

A post shared by Demi Rose (@demirosemawby) on Aug 13, 2017 at 11:30am PDT

Alexis Ren

I think this may have been the look Bridget Jones was going for. Close Bridge, close.

🐰

A post shared by ALEXIS REN (@alexisren) on Oct 2, 2017 at 9:06pm PDT

Candice Swanepoel

When towels are considered an unnecessary accessory. And swimwear as well, for that matter.

Up where they walk, up where they run Up where they stay all day in the sun Wanderin' free – wish I could be Part of that world 🐚

A post shared by Candice Swanepoel (@angelcandices) on Oct 30, 2017 at 8:20pm PDT

Louise Thompson

Louise captioned this “#bathroom goals”… we’re thinking more like #bodygoals.

Tub time #bathroomgoals 🛀🏽

A post shared by Louise Thompson (@louise.thompson) on Nov 15, 2017 at 12:07am PST

I Blame Jordan’s Jordan Barrett

Somebody get me some cold water. STAT.

@PAPERMAGAZINE THIS MAKES MY 7TH SEPTEMBER 7TH COVER & PSYCHED! @ELLENVONUNWERTH THE TEAM. @BILLMULLENINC LINK IN BIO!!

A post shared by JORDAN KALE BARRÉTT (@iblamejordan) on Sep 13, 2017 at 8:13am PDT

Kendall Jenner

It wouldn’t be a naked list without the mention of someone from the Kardashian clan, now would it?!

i don't smoke

A post shared by Kendall (@kendalljenner) on Jul 24, 2017 at 12:28pm PDT

Sia

Pay day.

Someone is apparently trying to sell naked photos of me to my fans. Save your money, here it is for free. Everyday is Christmas!

A post shared by SIA (@siamusic) on Nov 6, 2017 at 6:44pm PST

Monica Belluci

She may be 53, but Monica’s not afraid of a little retrospective nuddy action. You go girl.

❤Rétrospective : Photography of Fabrizio Ferri at the end of the 90's, for the 30th Anniversary of the Cover Story of Elle Italia, just out this week. #monicabellucci#photography#fabrizioferri#98#bnw#hamac#моникабелуччи#сoverstory#elleitalia#

A post shared by Monica Bellucci (@monicabellucciofficiel) on Nov 15, 2017 at 8:01am PST

Imogen Anthony

Kyle Sandilands would be oh-so-proud.

Please keep the Devil away… For I do not need him today. 📷 @elvisdifazio 🐺

A post shared by ⚡️IℳO₲E№ ⚥ AN₮HʘNϔ⚡️ (@imogen_anthony) on Nov 6, 2017 at 7:09pm PST

Fergie

Fergie expertly manoeuvring her double dutchesses.

tick

A post shared by Fergie (@fergie) on Aug 12, 2017 at 6:45pm PDT

Words by Yelena Fairfax.