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The Perfect Man Doesn’t Exi…

What do you get if you cross Justin Bieber with Chris Hemsworth?

Imagine if Chris Hemsworth could sing as well as Justin Bieber? Or Justin Bieber could have Channing Tatum’s dance moves. Or Channing Tatum had Donald Trump’s power… Actually, forget that last one… I just got the WORRRRSSSST image in my head. But anyway, you get the picture.

While each of these fine fellows is obviously a rather delightful specimen on their own – how good would it be if we could hand pick all the best features from our favourite male celebs to create a supreme being? A man so good your partner wouldn’t just understand if you happened to jump them, he’d applaud you…

But before we dive into what this supreme being would look like – can I just preface this article and say that I’ve never had so much fun researching a story. From watching a handful of perfectly peached male buttocks to discover the best bottom in the business to scrolling through hundreds of pictures of Chris Hemsworth just to make sure his arms really are his best feature –  it’s been a real tough time putting this one together… but somebody’s gotta do it!

Hope you enjoy reading this just as much as I did writing it… Now pant time… 👅👅

Justin Bieber’s voice…

Channing Tatum’s dance moves…

Chris Hemsworth’s arms…

Zac Efron’s dimples…

Ryan Reynold’s humour…

Harry Styles’ charisma…

Kit Harington’s broodiness…

Zayn Malik’s stubble…

Taylor Kitsch’s legs…

Usain Bolt’s athleticism…

Rock’s strength…

Chris Pratt’s butt…

 

Jamie Dornan’s hair…

Ryan Gosling’s effortless cool…

Calvin Harris’ DJ skills…

Michael B Jordan’s smile…

Taylor Lautner’s’ abs…

Chase Crawford’s brows…

Hugh Jackman’s back…

Mark Zuckerberg’s wealth and social media skills…

Prince Harry’s cheekiness…

Ed Westwick’s jawline…

Ansel Elgort’s good boyfriend qualities…

Jesse Williams’ eyes…

Drake’s hotline bling…

Words by Yelena Fairfax

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1 thought on “The Perfect Man Doesn’t Exi…”

  1. Hi Yelena and the rest of the crew, you girls/guys have a good blog going on here. I’m Nigerian and live in Nigeria and just came here from a redirection.

    The positive, happy vibe of the blog is what I find most pleasant. Keep up the good work and I wish you tye best in your endeavours.

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