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The Bachelor Ep.15 Recap ‘Nick Cummins Is A Noob’

Dear Nick Cummins AKA Honey Badger AKA Badgelor AKA Mr Badger,

On behalf of the entire country (at least those in the population who watch reality TV), what the actual fuq have you done.

You have handled yourself like a 13-year-old chap who spent his primary years in a non-coed boarding school and therefore has absolutely no idea how to behave with humans who do not have shlongs attached to their undercarriage.

You clearly liked Brooke. You clearly enjoyed talking to Brooke. Sir, you painted her bosom for crying out loud, while looking at her like THIS.

WE SEE YOU.
THIS IS THE FACE OF A MAN IN AT LEAST LUST. ADMIT YOU LOVE HER YOU FOOL.

Yet you can’t (or Osh won’t let you) tell the poor girl that you DON’T BLOODY HATE HER!? THAT IS LITERALLY ALL SHE NEEDED!

You’ve royally fucked this Badgey.

You’ve completely shocked us all (lel not really, we knew from #DailyFail) with your incompetencies and letting Brooke skeddadle, leaving both Britt and Soph now forever wondering if they were default finalists… 😳

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Ugh. Bloody boys. They know NOTHING!

We know you’ll forever regret your sillyness.

This is what instant regret looks like.

Regards,

Humanity (or those who watch terrible Australian reality TV)

 

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