GALS! Come play with us! We’re looking for not one but THREE brand-spanking new members to join our girl gang (which is possibly the greatest girl gang in the WORLD #biased).
To celebrate, I thought I’d chat with… well, myself to get my gal pals PUMPED and answer any niggling questions you may have.
Kelly: What do you mean!? Join the Showpo Girl Gang!? I AM SO CONFUSED. 🥒
Kelly: Don’t be confused you silly little gherkin, it’s pretty effing simple really. We’re looking for 3 lovely ladies who embody errything we stand for with F-words; fun, fashionable and fabulous. I would also like to add fucking fearless, fantastic, fascinating, fetching, fierce, friendly, funky and funny – but I wasn’t allowed to as I was ‘being ridiculous’ 🙄
Kelly: Well how the devil do I enter then? 😈
Kelly: You need to compete in a ninja warrior style obstacle course. Good luck. JKS, all deets are here.
Kelly: What’s in it for me? HMMMMMM? 🤔
Kelly: Oh, hunnnAYYYYY are you in for a treat. FIRSTLY, our ten favourite entries will be flown to Sydney for a day of fun at Showpo HQ. The three bitches who
we like the bestembody the fun, fashionable and confident Showpo Girl will win a Showpo Ambassador contract for one year. SECONDLY, those three gals will join #ShowpoOnTour somewhere, we don’t know where yetat a surprise international destination for the ULTIMATE girls trip!
Kelly: WTF is a ‘Showpo Ambassador’? 🤷
Kelly: LEL, who knows we haven’t had one before. BUT, I do know that they will be featured in up to four photoshoots for our website and social channels, get a $1000 wardrobe, and get their own Q&A on this very platform. Which will hopefully be better than this…