After a sleepless night dreading my alarm going off, I solemnly got up this morning and schlepped into work after a wonderous week filled with swims and schnapps, and without deadlines, irrational co-workers, and endless spreadsheets.*
Anyway here are 7 things to cheer up your dreary and depressing AF Tuesday.
#1 There are only 17 more days of work until the next public holiday.
#2 Here’s a comprehensive list of all the public holidays in 2018 for you to print and tape somewhere visible.
#3 Eminem and Ed Sheeran released ‘River’ and it’s catchy AF, go on, give it a listen.
#4 You have the ‘new year, new me’ excuse to procrastinate the shit out of your day with ‘important lists’.
#5 You can go shopping at your desk, most sites still have sweet-ass sales on. We sure do 😏😏
#6 You can watch this and know you’re not alone.
#7 It’s 5PM ‘somewhere’ so go and fill up your coffee mug with something stronger. No one will know.
*Disclaimer: Showpo is a wonderful* place to work, I just have post-holiday blues.
** HR made me write that.