Oh boy, what a WILD ride it has been since we all found out that Jordyn Woods crossed the Kardashians in a big way.
In case you live under a rock or have returned from a trip to space since last week, here’s a quick recap:
Former Kylie Jenner BFF, Jordyn Woods temporarily forgot her ride-or-die status as a Kardashian insider WHEN SHE HOOKED UP WITH KHLOE’S BOYFRIEND/BABY DADDY/RESIDENT PIECE OF DIRT, TRISTAN THOMPSON.
If you’re still wondering ‘Who TF is Jordyn Woods?’, don’t worry, we’ve covered that too.
Anyway, now that’s out of the way, there’s more, a whole lot more. Read on if you want the tea on the five latest developments in the Woods x Thompson x Kardashian scandal (and if you’re one of the people in comments saying no one cares, you’re lying, we can see the numbers).
Jordyn is doing a tell all
Like any smart woman facing off with the Kardashian Krew, Jordyn is trying to get ahead of the curve by making a talk show appearance. Of course it’s not just any talk show. It’s Red Table Talk, hosted by the Smith family (the same Smith family that reportedly introduced Woods and Jenner way back when).
It was announced yesterday that Jordyn would be going on the show Friday (that’s 4am Saturday Aussie time) and the whole thing will be streamed on Facebook live. Major.
The devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder
According to ‘People’, Jordyn’s appearance on Red Table Talk could be grounds for the matriarch of the family, Kris Jenner to sue the 21-year-old model.
The Kardashian’s are notorious for having iron-clad non-disclosure agreements with anyone who even breathes near the set of their show. How else do you think Kylie managed to keep her pregnancy a secret for 9 months?
Allegedly, Jordyn could be breaking her NDA if she talks about the Kardashians publicly. That doesn’t mean she can’t talk about Tristan though. We’ll all just have to get the popcorn and wait to see what she says.
Jordyn may or may not have been blackout drunk when it all happened
One thing that might come to air on Friday is exactly how the whole hookup between Jordyn and Tristan went down. Sources have been reporting that Woods was blackout drunk when all the drama happened.
Of course outsiders like Perez Hilton were quick to say alcohol is no excuse for trashy behaviour. However, if Jordyn really was intoxicated beyond all comprehension, Thompson’s behaviour is a lot more sinister than we originally thought.
Tristan is still being a slimey fuckboy
Speaking of the chewed-up-then-spat-out piece of trash that is Tristan, it looks like Khloe hasn’t seen the back of him yet. Just yesterday, Tristan liked one of Khloe’s latest Instagram posts. Considering the post is a total thirst trap, we get why Thompson liked it but honestly, read the room!
Of course this isn’t the first time he has cheated on the youngest Kardashian sister, the first time was a romantic 24 hours before she gave birth to their daughter True. If Tristan plans on co-parenting anytime soon, we suggest he reads a book or two on how to be a reasonable human being.
Khloe Kardashian finally tweeted about it
Finally, the tell all we actually want to hear has come. Well kind of. After posting a series of quotes to her Insta stories, Khloe has finally migrated to Twitter to share her thoughts.
Hi loves, wanted you to know that I appreciate you! 🙏🏽 I’ve been reading your kind words and they really are a blessing to me. I love you! Thank you Thank you! I’ll be back when I’m in the mood to chat with you all. Until then remember to be kind to one another 💕
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) February 26, 2019
While not totally informative, we have a feeling this Tweet is just the precursor to Khloe’s say on the matter.
Words by Emma Roffey (who is 100% getting up at 4am on Saturday for this)