Guys, I don’t want to alarm you, but I simply must call an emergency meeting. I know it’s a Monday which means we’re already having a rough go of it, but hold onto your bucket hats, 90s icons Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt might have gotten back together. I’ll give you a minute to breathe, because yes, this is serious.
Now look, I know rumours have been circulating literally the minute Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie divorced about whether or not the collective parents of the 90s would get back together. TBQH, I didn’t put any stock in any of that chatter. Those magazines your Mum reads at the hairdressers are funded by made up Hollywood gossip. Somehow there’s always a ‘close friend’ or ‘secret source’ or ‘anonymous onlooker’ who knows something and feels the need to talk to a glossy. So nah, we weren’t reading into it. Sorry to all the anonymous sources out there.
Again, in January when reports of Brad and Jen spending the holidays together surfaced we still didn’t believe it. We didn’t want to believe. We (and Jen) had our hearts broken once before. Collectively, we were not going there again. Then the Golden Globes happened.
What happened at the Golden Globes? They were three weeks ago, why are you telling us now? Is this just an Awards season publicity stunt. I hear your questions. I think I have the answers.
In his acceptance speech for Best Supporting Actor, Brad Pitt had this to say about his love life.
Wiggin' out, Emma Roffey