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Weekly Wrap: A Jonas Wedding and Channing Tatum’s NSFW Selfie

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I’d like to start off this week’s wrap with a personal thank you to Jessie J. You’ll soon see why but honestly, from the bottom of our hearts, thank you Jessie J.

In addition to our thanks, we’re also offering up some congratulations to Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner for their impromptu wedding, although NGL, I have many many questions. We’ve also got a lot of Hollywood babies to announce so let’s dive in.

Joe Jonas eloped in Vegas

Killing my last chance at being with him 4 eva, Joe Jonas has gone and gotten himself hitched. The middle Jonas brother is the last of the three to tie the knot and married his fiancee Sophia Turner (of GOT fame) in a last-minute ceremony in Vegas. Yup, Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner eloped in Vegas.

The pair combined old school and new school at their nuptials. The ceremony was officiated by an Elvis impersonator (very 80s shotgun wedding) and the whole thing was live streamed by Diplo (very 2019).

Before getting married last night, the couple were reportedly planning a wedding in France for later this year. With Sophie’s BFF Maisie Williams absent from the wedding, this ring pop wedding was a very spontaneous affair. TBQH, I think the French wedding will still go ahead. Considering you can’t legally get married in France unless you’re you know, French, this might have just been a fun exercise in bureaucracy.

Channing Tatum’s very Magic Mike selfie

Do you know what I never thought would be headline worthy? Jenga. But thanks to Jessie J, all I want to do is play Jenga. Specifically, all I want to do is play Jenga with Channing Tatum. Why I hear you ask? Because apparently, Jenga with Channing Tatum looks like this:

DAMN. So that’s what happens when you lose a game of Jenga to Jessie J. Thanks for taking one for the team Jessie, we salute you.

Kylie wants another and Kim is celebrating her fourth child with…weed?

If we were silly enough to believe everything that was written on the internet, we’d think youngest Kardashian-Jenner is pregnant with her second child.

Wednesday was Kylie’s “real life bestie and hubby’s” birthday and to celebrate the billionaire beauty mogul suggested they “fuck around and have another baby”. Cool.

This isn’t the first time Kylie has voiced her desire for Baby Webster number two. After the year she’s been having I say give the girl what she wants.

Also, I don’t know when these two supposedly got married but they always refer to each other has hubby and wifey. If someone from the Kardashian Kamp could call me and straighten that out, that would be grand.

Speaking of Kardashian babies, Kimmy K is expecting her fourth child any day now. The yet-to-be-named baby boy will be born via surrogate and has been eagerly awaited by his brother and sisters. To celebrate the arrival of a newborn, Kim threw a truly OTT baby shower this week and boy was it a far different affair from last week’s Kardashian party. The theme? Marijuana. Yep, Kim prepared for the arrival of her youngest son by getting high with her pals. Considering she won’t be getting much downtime for the foreseeable future and it’s completely legal where she lives, I say good on her.

Blake Lively is pregnant

The world will not run out of genetically blessed on Blake Lively‘s watch. No sir, not a chance. At yesterday’s premiere of the new Pikachu movie (which her man candy husband Ryan Reynolds stars in), Blake stepped out onto the red carpet with a bright yellow baby bump.

As a side note, I’m glad Blake Lively committed to theme dressing for the premiere. She opted for a Pikachu yellow dress and must’ve stuck a fork in a power socket to get such electrifying curls.

Lady Gaga’s doing a beauty line

Lady Gaga has obviously been reading our content because this week she has become the latest celebrity to dip her toes in the world of beauty. Following in the footsteps of Rhianna, Gwenyth Paltrow, Drew Barrymore, Jessica Alba and maybe Hailey Bieber, Gaga is reportedly releasing her brand Haus Beauty in May 2019 (aka now).

According to The Las Vegas Review Journal, Lady Gaga is reportedly constructing a pop-up Haus Beauty shop at the MGM Grand. There’s no official word from Gaga herself but I wonder if Bradley Cooper knows what’s up?

Halima Aden made history for Sports Illustrated

We’re ending the week on a huge girl power note. You might not have heard about Halima Aden (yet) but the 21-year-old model and college student just made history. Halima is the first model to grace the infamous Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in a burkini.

For the shoot, Halima donned two custom burkinis and posed on Watamu Beach in Kenya for fashion photographer Yu Tsai.

“I keep thinking [back] to six-year-old me who, in this same country, was in a refugee camp,’ she told Sports Illustrated in the interview, “to come back to Kenya and shoot for SI…I don’t think that’s a story that anybody could make up.’

Speaking about the decision to put Halima on the cover, Sports Illustrated editor MJ Day said, “I consider [Halima] an inspirational human for what she has decided to use her platform for and her work with Unicef as an ambassador.

“She is, in my opinion, one of the great beauties of our time, not only outside but inside. When we met, I was instantaneously taken by her intelligence, enthusiasm, and authenticity”.

Wrapped for another week by Emma Roffey

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